
"Photographers are violent people. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall. But if you're real good they will scrapbook you!!!"
"Everyone has a photographic memory, but not everyone has film." ~Author Unknown
You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.
"I shutter to think how many people are underexposed and lacking depth in this field."
- Rick Steves, travel guide and author.
The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. - Anonymous
Minolta makes the best bodies, Nikon makes the best lenses, Canon makes the best compromise. - Anonymous
Photographer to girlfriend;
"Come into the darkroom and we'll see what develops."
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."